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Later, she Sharpies a tiny piece of wisdom inside Stall #3: “Everybody poops. Welcome to Roosevelt.”

She pulls out her phone. Texts her mom: “Tell me something normal.” Mom (in faculty meeting): “Your dad is watching YouTube videos on how to talk to a possum living in our garage. He named it Gerald.” newgirlpooping

Mira aborts mission and heads to class, cheeks clenched like a vice. Later, she Sharpies a tiny piece of wisdom

––––––––––––––––––– 2. The Quest ––––––––––––––––––– Roosevelt’s building map looks like a drunk Tetris piece. Mira speed-walks past trophy cases, reading “Girls JV Volleyball 1997” instead of “Restroom.” By the time she locates the ladies’ room by the gym, the five-minute bell is clanging. She slips inside anyway. newgirlpooping